Just For You, Diva....

I generally pride myself on being a good driver...I've not had any tickets and I've just been pulled over once...so the other morning, I arrive back for my first day at work since the purple eye funk began, wearing my glasses. I should stress that wearing glasses is not high on my list of "things I like to do." Some people look cute or smart in glasses. I look 12 years old. Plus it doesn't help that I can't wear any eyemakeup per the docs orders. So I look like a 12 year old with no eyes. There's something about wearing my glasses that puts me in superslowmotion mode. You know how in the movies, when they want something to be "slow" they make the voices deep and drawn out? That's how I react in glasses. Plus I lose all depth perception.
So back to my story...I had pulled into the parking lot at work, pulled into my space, and BAM! I hit the white thing that sticks out the ground, which I now know is called a "bollard" (right Diva?). So I back up off it and look around. And of course some man has witnessed my indiscretion and now has another story about bad women drivers. Actually, he may of thought it was strange that a 12 year old girl with no eyes was driving...
P.S. I also hit my husbands truck when I pulled into my drive the other night. Oops! My car will sure be glad when I have contacts again!